Good day Guyz
was browsing thrg an article in cnn ibn and was really mentally frustrated at the fact , now software companies and cities were the real target of terror groups ;
"More than 3,674 Indians died in terrorist attacks between January 2004 and March 2007. After Iraq, India has lost more lives to terrorist attacks than any other country."
Our poiliticans and beauracrats need to bring their act together , what we need now is a tougher law against terror and terror attacks ,
There is a need for security intelligence and police operators functioning professionally on the ground. Unless they become professionals and do a serious introspection then it may be hard to prevent further attacks
and hydrebad police after the recent attacks have seems to have no counter measures and ther need to be a big time revamping in the policies and procedures of the system ; The present intelligence gathering system has to be strengthened. There is a need of a legal mechanism to strengthen the police department and the investigations department,
only time will tell how better our laws can abolish terror , my take is "WE THE PEOPLE" Should have a stand and show to those f@#$ing assholes , what india is really made of and fight terror togther
peace up people
keep the good times tollin
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
tough ques asked my woman ;
gr8 day dubai ,
couldnt blog for a while, google had some kind of technical glitch and i was caught up in my busy schedule and i was talkin with my ex thgh phone and it was reminding me those romantic days we had in life short lived though but it was fun
to keep the realtionships strong as social service to the poor "man" kind , i pose hereby these for you !!!!
the toughest questions asked by woman ( read this somewhere) when in a relationship and how to respond to them to save ur #$% :
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrect (i.e. tells the truth).
Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
1. What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to have met you."
Inappropriate answers:
a. cricket
b. Football
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
2. Do you love me?
The proper response is "YES!", or if you feel a more detailed answer is in order "Yes, dear".
Inappropriate responses include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
3. Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic "Of course not!"
Incorrect:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're thighs sure do make a lot of noise.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
4. Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty.
e. Could you repeat the question, I was thinking of the insurance money again.
5. What would you do if I died?
A definite no win question here. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a new Porsche.")
No matter how you answer this question, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up question, usually along these lines:
Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not ... don't you like being married?
Man: Of course, I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
Man: OK, I'd get married again.
Woman: YOU WOULD (hurtful look on face)??
Man: Yes, I would.
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with hers?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman : u dont carry about me any more do u ?
Man : #$%%#$#$#$
Woman : u r so selfish and egositics how dare u marry somebody?
Man : ( what the hell did i do .....)
Woman : i hate u i hate u
Man : (alright these are signs of the conversation gettin over )
Woman: crying ...................
Man : (oh boy not all over again )
one way of ending this conversation is to just listen to her and say half hearted responses like hhhaaa, hmmmm, blaah, no no? , not all ? ,blurp etc and sincere advise is not to use meaningful words as ther are 100% chances of starting all over again
good luck guyz
keep the good times rollin
couldnt blog for a while, google had some kind of technical glitch and i was caught up in my busy schedule and i was talkin with my ex thgh phone and it was reminding me those romantic days we had in life short lived though but it was fun
to keep the realtionships strong as social service to the poor "man" kind , i pose hereby these for you !!!!
the toughest questions asked by woman ( read this somewhere) when in a relationship and how to respond to them to save ur #$% :
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrect (i.e. tells the truth).
Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
1. What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to have met you."
Inappropriate answers:
a. cricket
b. Football
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
2. Do you love me?
The proper response is "YES!", or if you feel a more detailed answer is in order "Yes, dear".
Inappropriate responses include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
3. Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic "Of course not!"
Incorrect:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're thighs sure do make a lot of noise.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
4. Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty.
e. Could you repeat the question, I was thinking of the insurance money again.
5. What would you do if I died?
A definite no win question here. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a new Porsche.")
No matter how you answer this question, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up question, usually along these lines:
Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not ... don't you like being married?
Man: Of course, I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
Man: OK, I'd get married again.
Woman: YOU WOULD (hurtful look on face)??
Man: Yes, I would.
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with hers?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman : u dont carry about me any more do u ?
Man : #$%%#$#$#$
Woman : u r so selfish and egositics how dare u marry somebody?
Man : ( what the hell did i do .....)
Woman : i hate u i hate u
Man : (alright these are signs of the conversation gettin over )
Woman: crying ...................
Man : (oh boy not all over again )
one way of ending this conversation is to just listen to her and say half hearted responses like hhhaaa, hmmmm, blaah, no no? , not all ? ,blurp etc and sincere advise is not to use meaningful words as ther are 100% chances of starting all over again
good luck guyz
keep the good times rollin
Day of Freedom !!
Good day Dubai ,
and what a day it has been for me , its my bday and my colleagues throwing a surprise party and gifts; cant get any better
and its our 60 th independence day and india is prospering in all aspects of the economy and may god bless india with all the wealth and blessings in the times to come
Cheers
Dubai
and what a day it has been for me , its my bday and my colleagues throwing a surprise party and gifts; cant get any better
and its our 60 th independence day and india is prospering in all aspects of the economy and may god bless india with all the wealth and blessings in the times to come
Cheers
Dubai
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Why is it gr8 to be a guy !!!!!
hey dubai ,
good day last day of the week juz chillin around in the office and we are hosting a party for our co-worker as today is her last day and our last day with her .so thgt would call for some pizza which we like and nice cakes , lets hope we will all njoy this part hopefully ;
and talking abt ppl and in a office filled with majority of females; i thght it was tough to be working with them ; like a only guy around in the offfice except my bosses , then i thght of good things in life like being a guy and thgt would lsit out some them down
Phone conversations last just 30 seconds.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying.
You can go to the bathroom alone.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of three.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
If you're 34 and single, no one notices.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100.
Another guy can show up at the party in the same outfit.
u could eat all the food and drink all the beer u want and dont give a crap when some one calls u a pig
adios males ; keep up the good work and i will be blogging next week ,
chow chow , adois ;
keep the good times rollin
ur freak signing off
good day last day of the week juz chillin around in the office and we are hosting a party for our co-worker as today is her last day and our last day with her .so thgt would call for some pizza which we like and nice cakes , lets hope we will all njoy this part hopefully ;
and talking abt ppl and in a office filled with majority of females; i thght it was tough to be working with them ; like a only guy around in the offfice except my bosses , then i thght of good things in life like being a guy and thgt would lsit out some them down
Phone conversations last just 30 seconds.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying.
You can go to the bathroom alone.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of three.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
If you're 34 and single, no one notices.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100.
Another guy can show up at the party in the same outfit.
u could eat all the food and drink all the beer u want and dont give a crap when some one calls u a pig
adios males ; keep up the good work and i will be blogging next week ,
chow chow , adois ;
keep the good times rollin
ur freak signing off
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Its always hard to say Good- bye !!!!
Hey dubai another day in paradise and the news here is our co-worker is leaving us 2morrow and with an office staff strength of less than 10 , i am sure we would all miss her,and her absence will be felt and as i was thinking abt it ; i decided to blogging about seperation,despair and how its hard for ppl to leave their closed ones and loved ones and how its hard to say good Bye,
i know ppl who had missed their loved ones in their early ages and myself staying away from my family and transferring schools and it was a tuff time i had making new friends and missin my old ones and how i cried to kiss good bye to them ;
no matter what ppl say we beleive its we get so emotionally attached to all , and sometimes even to our worst enemies , that we miss them so much as ther is nobody to bother us anymore , i had my share of expereince when i missed some bullies in the my early days and ever wonder how we feel so sad to say good bye no matter what that person has done to us , its good or bad we feel strange in a good way and in a bad way at someone absence;
ya the case of saddam i felt bad for him when he was hanged and i forgot all the bad things he has done to the humanity , i still felt sorry and pity for him ;Sanjay dutt same case ; i guess that the way our human emotions are a complex structures playing in our mind ;
listening to the songs from Derick haddon the song "after while" http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/deitrick+haddon/after+while_10083485.html
i was guessing its all natural to forget and forgive them and thinking abt 20 years now still like school i am finding it hard to say good -bye !!!!!
i know ppl who had missed their loved ones in their early ages and myself staying away from my family and transferring schools and it was a tuff time i had making new friends and missin my old ones and how i cried to kiss good bye to them ;
no matter what ppl say we beleive its we get so emotionally attached to all , and sometimes even to our worst enemies , that we miss them so much as ther is nobody to bother us anymore , i had my share of expereince when i missed some bullies in the my early days and ever wonder how we feel so sad to say good bye no matter what that person has done to us , its good or bad we feel strange in a good way and in a bad way at someone absence;
ya the case of saddam i felt bad for him when he was hanged and i forgot all the bad things he has done to the humanity , i still felt sorry and pity for him ;Sanjay dutt same case ; i guess that the way our human emotions are a complex structures playing in our mind ;
listening to the songs from Derick haddon the song "after while" http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/deitrick+haddon/after+while_10083485.html
i was guessing its all natural to forget and forgive them and thinking abt 20 years now still like school i am finding it hard to say good -bye !!!!!
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Strange Facts #####
hai dubai the start of another week and things are back to hectic best as my boss is back and its strange that how fast the weekends pass through, may be its bcoz i am preoccupied completely... whatever man , talking abt strange things in life i thght would blog abt some strange facts i happened to come across in a site , here they are ;
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it ,yaaa )
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(first i thgt it was joke ..)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
apart from knowing these strange facts ; i realized that being strange is alright i mean in a good way ; thinking over these gives me a clear prespective in life like life is not always clear and bright as we assume , sometimes being abnormal is being normal
cheers dubai
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it ,yaaa )
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(first i thgt it was joke ..)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
apart from knowing these strange facts ; i realized that being strange is alright i mean in a good way ; thinking over these gives me a clear prespective in life like life is not always clear and bright as we assume , sometimes being abnormal is being normal
cheers dubai
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Going Overboard
its a last day of the week and myself bubbling with enthu as always and was following the procedding of haneef from australia to india and the news making round and felt would blog out on it.
my sincere sympathies for haneef for going through these tough days ,,, but are our governemtn and media going overboard with emotions with haneef like . Did we really need so many cameras (including ours) recording statements by his wife, his mother, father, brother, cousin, vegetable vendor, previous employer, dhobi etc?
Did the Indian PM need to take a breather from condemning terror activities in India to say that he had 'tears in his eyes' when he saw the family suffer the way they did? Did the Karnataka state government need to offer Haneef a job as if he were a hero? And the Karnataka Chief Minister and politicians , never missed a photo-op moment and is still busy issuing statements to the effect that the state stands behind Haneef. Why is ther a huge fuss abt haneef ? the media and others goin overboard over haneef really fustrates me and doenst seem to add up on all the things
lets get rational ppl , haneef is someone knowingly or unknowingly caught up in the loop of act of terrorism whose brother would have taken the lives of hundreds had that blast been executed in the airport ; and being suspicious the oz government questioned him and now he is on a clean chit and has come out of conspiracy and he want to lead a normal life. thats it game over man ;
media and the politicans taking this opportunity to bring out a hero in him and i dont understand wher its adding up and i am sure ther is no one who feels better then me for a happy ending, but the hype and drama is too much and i hope every thin is settle down peacefully and they live happily ever after
peace up dubai cheers
my sincere sympathies for haneef for going through these tough days ,,, but are our governemtn and media going overboard with emotions with haneef like . Did we really need so many cameras (including ours) recording statements by his wife, his mother, father, brother, cousin, vegetable vendor, previous employer, dhobi etc?
Did the Indian PM need to take a breather from condemning terror activities in India to say that he had 'tears in his eyes' when he saw the family suffer the way they did? Did the Karnataka state government need to offer Haneef a job as if he were a hero? And the Karnataka Chief Minister and politicians , never missed a photo-op moment and is still busy issuing statements to the effect that the state stands behind Haneef. Why is ther a huge fuss abt haneef ? the media and others goin overboard over haneef really fustrates me and doenst seem to add up on all the things
lets get rational ppl , haneef is someone knowingly or unknowingly caught up in the loop of act of terrorism whose brother would have taken the lives of hundreds had that blast been executed in the airport ; and being suspicious the oz government questioned him and now he is on a clean chit and has come out of conspiracy and he want to lead a normal life. thats it game over man ;
media and the politicans taking this opportunity to bring out a hero in him and i dont understand wher its adding up and i am sure ther is no one who feels better then me for a happy ending, but the hype and drama is too much and i hope every thin is settle down peacefully and they live happily ever after
peace up dubai cheers
"justice is served "
hey good day one all , back to my blogging best after i heard the news that mr.munnabhai has been sentenced to 6 years in jail , with high stakes as 50cr on sanjay projects and a very long and tiring trail , the verdic is a surprise and shocking for everyone .
but u agree with it or disagree with it or feel its too harsh , my take is justice is being served finally and i hope our judicial system start implementing the same for one and all and having a same yard stick its a good example but poor sanjay became a scapegoat to start with stringent law measures
well with that being said with all the loop holes in our penal code nothin is sure until the sentence is being served
cheers dubai and keep the good times rollin
but u agree with it or disagree with it or feel its too harsh , my take is justice is being served finally and i hope our judicial system start implementing the same for one and all and having a same yard stick its a good example but poor sanjay became a scapegoat to start with stringent law measures
well with that being said with all the loop holes in our penal code nothin is sure until the sentence is being served
cheers dubai and keep the good times rollin
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