tough ques asked my woman ;

gr8 day dubai ,

couldnt blog for a while, google had some kind of technical glitch and i was caught up in my busy schedule and i was talkin with my ex thgh phone and it was reminding me those romantic days we had in life short lived though but it was fun

to keep the realtionships strong as social service to the poor "man" kind , i pose hereby these for you !!!!

the toughest questions asked by woman ( read this somewhere) when in a relationship and how to respond to them to save ur #$% :

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrect (i.e. tells the truth).

Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

1. What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to have met you."

Inappropriate answers:
a. cricket
b. Football
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

2. Do you love me?
The proper response is "YES!", or if you feel a more detailed answer is in order "Yes, dear".

Inappropriate responses include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?


3. Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic "Of course not!"
Incorrect:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're thighs sure do make a lot of noise.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

4. Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty.
e. Could you repeat the question, I was thinking of the insurance money again.

5. What would you do if I died?
A definite no win question here. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a new Porsche.")

No matter how you answer this question, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up question, usually along these lines:

Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not ... don't you like being married?
Man: Of course, I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
Man: OK, I'd get married again.
Woman: YOU WOULD (hurtful look on face)??
Man: Yes, I would.
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with hers?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman : u dont carry about me any more do u ?
Man : #$%%#$#$#$
Woman : u r so selfish and egositics how dare u marry somebody?
Man : ( what the hell did i do .....)
Woman : i hate u i hate u
Man : (alright these are signs of the conversation gettin over )
Woman: crying ...................
Man : (oh boy not all over again )

one way of ending this conversation is to just listen to her and say half hearted responses like hhhaaa, hmmmm, blaah, no no? , not all ? ,blurp etc and sincere advise is not to use meaningful words as ther are 100% chances of starting all over again

good luck guyz
keep the good times rollin