Why is it gr8 to be a guy !!!!!

hey dubai ,

good day last day of the week juz chillin around in the office and we are hosting a party for our co-worker as today is her last day and our last day with her .so thgt would call for some pizza which we like and nice cakes , lets hope we will all njoy this part hopefully ;

and talking abt ppl and in a office filled with majority of females; i thght it was tough to be working with them ; like a only guy around in the offfice except my bosses , then i thght of good things in life like being a guy and thgt would lsit out some them down

Phone conversations last just 30 seconds.

A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

You can open all your own jars.

Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying.

You can go to the bathroom alone.

Your last name stays put.

You can leave a hotel room bed unmade.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You never have to clean the toilet.

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.

Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of three.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

If you're 34 and single, no one notices.

Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.

Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100.

Another guy can show up at the party in the same outfit.

u could eat all the food and drink all the beer u want and dont give a crap when some one calls u a pig

adios males ; keep up the good work and i will be blogging next week ,

chow chow , adois ;
keep the good times rollin
ur freak signing off